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我,虛假的笑過...邪惡的笑過...妒嫉的笑過...勉強的笑過...天真的傻笑過.以后的我还会如何的笑?(0).(-)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

粤名句

二指长过公,唔死都一世穷
拖拖拉拉实食斋,扭扭另另正乸型
唔系衰多口,点会甘出丑
痴痴呆呆坐埋一台,昂昂居居围埋一堆
今日博一博,有排我挥霍
你对距甜甜蜜蜜,距当你无里头7
你对距如珠如宝,距当你咸鱼水草
你对距痴心一片,距当你痴9左线
唔系猛龍唔過江,唔系豬扒唔化妝
搏一搏,单车变摩托,又再搏多搏,摩托变饭壳
我有一份工,果份叫阴功
兄弟如手足,老婆齐齐郁
吾系你死,就系我翻吾到屋企
中间分界,升职最快
撩事斗非当饮茶,比人打到跳chacha
招招积积自大狂,比人省到心都寒
婚姻是爱情的坟墓,但不结婚的爱情就死无葬身之地
世上无难事,只要隔硬黎
人系无甘容易死噶,但死起上黎真系好容易
男人唔去滚,除非身无银;男人唔咸湿,鸡窦都执粒
5洗急,最紧要快
系你鄙视我噶同时,我何尝唔系想一把刮死你
美人美人,发端撩人;美人美人,眼尾无纹;美人美人,何其销魂
如果太多二奶黎,老婆就無定企;等到老婆翻番黎,二奶又5爭氣
走别人的路,让别人无路可走;走自己的路,让别人打的去
10个男人9个滚,第10个谂紧去5去滚
唔赌唔知时运高,唔滚唔知身体好
屎可忍,尿不可忍
我不可以给你幸福,但绝对可以让你舒服
早D饮,早D呕,早D走
订煲晤订盖,得闲做下爱
唔赌唔嫖,唔做空调
早买早享受,迟买多折扣
赢就赢粒糖,输就输间厂
发贴拿精华,红过刘德华
钱唔系问题,问题系冇钱
小便的热情,係投入尿兜的怀抱,还是暖和墙角的冰冷
十蚊三支,饮到白痴
现在留一腿,日后好****
从小学识赌,生活渐渐好
骑白马的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧;长翅膀的不一定是天使,可能是鸟人
不要拿你的猪头来挑战我的砖头
你係多春魚嘅細佬,多卵魚
縱使日後不能談情,何妨與他一起露營
情侶好與壞,在乎溝通與關懷
大便的离去,是马桶的追求,还是肛门的不挽留
为兄弟可以两胁插刀,为女可以插兄弟两刀
D女好鬼索,条仔超级恶
不在乎有波有攞,只在乎冇睇妇科
我不是随便的人,我随便起来不是人
10蚊有3件,越着越大件
你有你拼搏,我有我挥霍

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

final semester at last start edy..

at last savely step into final year..(cant said save yet coz year 2 result haven out yet and i got feel tat will fail for few subject.)..watever...stil can make it to final year..and choose logistic as my major..(finance = dun like acount...marketing = dun like lecturer)..then choose logistic as major..hope is a good decision..

this few day juz finish breifing for few subject...but i not reli noe apa mereka cakap thr///nvm...catch it up soon..my study style...hehe...haiz...i hear friend said that this sem will be a buzy sem...juz wonder how tough and buzy it would be...wut can do..~~juz wait and c... (dezhong vs logistic)..end up = ?????...ahaha

other then study...
recently i discover a nice watch's brand 'ellesse'..actualy is me kampung boy not even hear this brand be4..tot pasar malam de..after ppl explain and online checking..found out is a italy branded watch...recently survey at 1u and time square...also i c this watch...so feel wanna buy it as my 2009 bufday gift..

but stil wonder...izit it worth to buy..??..it look nice??but i like it veli much :)

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

打小人

材料: 烂鞋一只,
会出声的嘴巴,
小人之姓名、生辰八字、照片、衣物等可以代表特定小人身份之物書寫或小人紙

仪式开始:手拿住烂鞋,一边打一边唸

打你个小人头!等你成世冇出头,十足个猪泵兜!
打你个小人眼!等你眼红兼眼坦,行路仆到喊!
打你个小人耳!等你耳鸣难制止,唱歌一舊屎!
打你个小人口!食亲饭都呕!
打你个小人鼻!打到你有气冇订透!
打你个小人肩!打到你成世做老千!
打你个小人手!打到你有钱唔识收!
打你个小人胸!等你呼吸唔舒畅,肺痨兼中风!
打你个小人肚!等你日日俾人告,恶运行到老!
打你个小人脚!打到你有鞋冇的着!